2.T.V. Land
(Intro) (Yo son, Willie Dynamite said 'He wanna hit you son')
(What you gon' do？) Oh nah, he don't want it with me Oh nah,
shit, I'll bring the Earth, Wind ＆ the Fire (Word!？!) When God
made rap, he came to me He said 'What you wanna do？' I said do
can do karate in platform shoes Hold your breath till your face
turns blue I'm like Dolemite mixed with Doctor Who With a little
bit of Sonny Chiba I like to smoke cheeba and keep a fly bird
Then I tie my sneaker You need to keep ya mouth zipped If this
was pre-school, I got the Cheese Nips I seen Popeye get done in
(Uh-huh) Survival of the fittest, we will eat yo spinach I think
Olive Oyl tried to mix in Her ass got broke cuz she was too thin
Did she have a chance？ I don't think so Call Pink Panther -
Inspector Clouseau Let's get 'em for info, see what he knows And
up there, we hopped in the car It was like six of us deep, we
wasn't having it I went straight to that nigga's club I was like
Brown and Claudine had a fight And even though it was awful It
got a little worse once they jumped Sparkle Black Caesar fell
out the wagon But he can switch his hand like Into the Dragon
Superfly running shit like a gentleman Cleopatra Jones smacked
Lady Heroin Bad Ass got mad cuz he lost his hat That dude's a
bad mutha – stop that! He smacked a girl Back flipped her,
rocked her world And then he went for Cornbread Earl He choked
him out, had him in a headlock We was like 'What Judo does he
got？' You know my style is Bulletproof Like Clark Kent when he
chairs was thrown everywhere Tables was flipping, I was like
to bounce – we did the Hollywood Shuffle I kissed my girl; she
was like 'I love you' Hopped out the car Checking my body for
scars That's when me and my brother saw the Drug Czar It was
Willie Dynamite He just left the fight He was like 'It wasn't
me, I was here all night' Then he pulled out, and he shot my
brother Hopped in the car, 'I'm gonna get you suckers!'
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